i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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