her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Randomize
