Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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