She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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