That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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