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That's how twitter works, right?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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