David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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