Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
