No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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