You work out of a Hotel?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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