just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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