um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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