Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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