I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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