You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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