No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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