UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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