shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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