I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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