Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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