I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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