whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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