she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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