I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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