I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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