I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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