idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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