That's intense
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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