atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Alive.
So much puke
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Randomize
