sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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