Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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