He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
