North Korea, Best Korea!
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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