You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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