Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
