so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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