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these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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