in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
There r osticjed everywhere
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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