We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
We had to coat check the pizza.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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