Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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