god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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