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the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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