And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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