3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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