I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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