Dual....:-)
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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