you win again, gameday.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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