I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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