what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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