is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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